The voluptuous popular Nollywood actress, Cossy Orjiakor, has dared security operatives by naming her two cats Buhari and Goodluck.
Cossy posted a picture on one of her social media handles of both cats facing each other as if in a deep conversation.
“My cats, Buhari and Goodluck, (are) discussing the Nigerian economy (and) dollar rate,” Cossy wrote.
Then the actress went for the dive: “All I want is a good-looking sexy police officer with Donald Duke’s face; Uti Nwachukwu’s eyes; PSquare’s chest and D’Banj’s ‘no long thing.’
“He should come with sexy handcuffs and arrest me.
“And the policeman should have an English accent like Jim Iyke.
“All I want is a super-handsome police officer with six-packs and stamina to arrest me this morning.
“The policeman should take me to Aso Rock prison; and serve me Aso Rock food because ‘Mummy Victor Market’ is too expensive these days.
“If it is a policewoman, then she must have fat, soft buttocks and big tits.
I must be high on some cheap stuff this morning,” she said.
Cossy’s post is apparently a mockery to the Nigerian Police when they arrested one Joachim Iroko.
Joachin had named his dog Buhari. Following this, he was remanded in prison.
The Nigeria Police had stated that Iroko’s “conduct was likely to cause breach of peace, by writing a name, Buhari, on a dog.
“He also paraded the dog in the Hausa section of Ketere Market, Sango, thereby, committing an offence contrary to and punishable under Section 249 (d) of the Criminal Law of Ogun State, Nigeria, 2016.”
The accused is expected back in court on Monday.
Orjiakor, expressed her readiness to be arrested for a similar conduct.